A Book Without A Name

So I've heard from many people in my life, that I should write a book.  A book about dating (because Lord knows I've had my fair share of disasters and awkward moments).  Why not share them all?!

I started to brainstorm titles for the book, and can't seem to come up with the perfect one.  Here's what I have so far:

The Frog Files
A 30-something's Kiss & Tell All About...?

The point is, I need a title and a witty subtitle.  I'm coming up blank.

Now graciously accepting ideas!  Thank you :)